Life Before Cell Phones
Front Porch Philosophy

Life Before Cell Phones

There was a time in the South when you could walk out your front door and vanish for the whole afternoon, and nobody thought a thing about it. You weren’t expected to answer to anyone, […]

Front Porch Philosophy

A Good Song and An Open Road

There’s a special kind of peace that comes from easing down a country road on a warm summer evening with the windows rolled down and the radio doing all the talking. You’re not going anywhere […]

Farmers Alamanac
Front Porch Philosophy

Prophecies From the Feed Store Bible

At some point in Appalachian adulthood, you stop checking the weather app and start consulting the Farmer’s Almanac like it’s a sacred text. I don’t remember when this shift happened, but it was subtle. One […]

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The Unwritten Rules of Mountain Hospitality

Mountain hospitality is a funny thing. Outsiders think it means we’re all sweet tea and porch swings, waving at strangers like we’re in a parade. And sure, we can be friendly. But real mountain hospitality […]

Front Porch Philosophy

My Battle With the Self Checkout

There are battles in life you expect to fight. Traffic. Long lines. The occasional stubborn jar lid. But nothing prepares you for the emotional roller coaster of a self‑checkout machine that decides it no longer […]

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My Ongoing Feud With My Yard

There comes a point in every man’s life when he realizes the yard is not a space he maintains. It’s a living creature he’s in an ongoing feud with. Mine declared war sometime last summer, […]