Sweet Tea
Front Porch Philosophy

Sweet Tea: The Wine of the South

There are certain things that tell you you’re in the South long before you ever see a road sign. Kudzu on the power lines. A porch swing that’s been there longer than the house. And […]

Farmers Alamanac
Front Porch Philosophy

Prophecies From the Feed Store Bible

At some point in Appalachian adulthood, you stop checking the weather app and start consulting the Farmer’s Almanac like it’s a sacred text. I don’t remember when this shift happened, but it was subtle. One […]

Front Porch Philosophy

The Unwritten Rules of Mountain Hospitality

Mountain hospitality is a funny thing. Outsiders think it means we’re all sweet tea and porch swings, waving at strangers like we’re in a parade. And sure, we can be friendly. But real mountain hospitality […]

Hot Summer Day
Front Porch Philosophy

Hot Enough to Make a Grown Man Cry

There are hot days, and then there are the kind of hot days like we had last week that make you question whether the sun has a personal grudge against you. I’m talking about the […]

Front Porch Philosophy

My Battle With the Self Checkout

There are battles in life you expect to fight. Traffic. Long lines. The occasional stubborn jar lid. But nothing prepares you for the emotional roller coaster of a self‑checkout machine that decides it no longer […]

Special Features

A Cold One From the Carter Years

There are plenty of odd chapters in Southern pop culture, but few are as wonderfully strange as the rise and fall of Billy Beer. It arrived in 1977 with all the subtlety of a marching […]